May 14: Comic abducted at Airport
Our crack commando unit lead by Seán and Conor - the use of men of differing heights is a commonly used disorienting technique - successfully apprehended comedian/writer(his own description) Tommy Tiernan. This mission was set after the recent admission by Gary & Seán that they are no longer capable of entertaining the rest of the squad and the decision was taken to recruit someone genuinely funny to the team.

Tommy was bombarded with tug-o-war stories, impotent attempts at humour and noxious gases courtesy of the team in a bid to crack him, unfortunately the mission was unsuccessful and Tommy Tiernan has now been released to continue his assault through laughter on the world. You can visit him at tommytiernan.com - I provide this link from our site as I am fairly sure that tug-o-war and St. Pats in particular are more popular and high-profile than either Mr. Tiernan or comedy in general, I hope this link will aid their continued growth in stature.